Notice: taxes are due for losers this month. This is the fee that you pay for being a loser. This is your penalty for creating a vacuum of charisma and charm in any social or professional circle that’s obligated to include you. This is a way for you to partially recompensate the entire female sex for being made to coexist with you. To be clear: there’s really no sum that could entirely assuage the offenses you commit implicitly through your very nature. However, this is a start. So don’t argue. Pay your Loser Tax immediately.
Featuring: Candy Glitter