You’ll never be able to quit me. Like, ever. You’re completely obsessed with everything I do, everything I say, every single clip I post. You worship me like a groveling little ant, and that’s never going to change. My perfection has taken over your mind in an irreversible way. It’s there in your mind forever. Candy addiction is lodged deep in your mind, and you can never get rid of it.
You’re so fucking easy. All I have to do is sit here, wearing these heels, and your brain turns to mush. I can control you with a fucking pair of shoes. I bet you’d love nothing more than the privilege of bowing down for my fucking heels. You’re so weak for me. You want to see more, don’t you. You want to worship my nude heels.
I know a lot of sensitive information about you and your relationship. I know about your wife. I know about your finances. You’ve given me a lot of very sensitive information. And I won’t tell her anything. That’s dependent on you though, isn’t it? You have to keep me happy. You have to avoid fucking up. But it’s not really a variable condition, because I know you won’t fuck up. You’re too invested. You’re too ADDICTED to my domination to do anything to risk displeasing me. You wouldn’t dare cross me. So, you don’t have to worry, do you?
Are you surprised that I would let you have an orgasm? You should be. This isn’t a free for all. You’re going to submit to my will in a very specific way to get this ultimate reward. Does the fact that the word “trick” is in the title make you feel a certain kind of way about how this is going to end?
Dick is a generous term, actually. Does that thing qualify as a dick? I guess we can call it that for now, but it’s… an outlier, to say the least. Oh, did you get turned on from that little bit of text? Did your little spaghetti noodle spring to life at the mention of its own inferiority? And now you probably want to touch it. I suppose I could allow that, especially seeing as no other human being on this planet is going to do it for you. So sure, go ahead. Play with you gross little dick.
You’ve made so much progress into the gooner headspace. The number of hours you’ve spent stroking is probably somewhere in the triple digits. You’ve bought my gooner clips, and you’ve obeyed my commands. But certainly you understand that there’s more progress to be made. There’s more rewiring required. There’s more programming to be done. And you want it. You want to surrender more deeply. You want to give up more control. All you have to do is relax and let Princess Candy install your gooner override.
You have one. What are you doing to do about it? Nothing. Actually, that’s not true. You are going to do something about it, but not in a counteractive sense like one might assume. No, you’re going to take measures to drag yourself deeper into this vice. You fucking love being addicted to bratty bitches like me, don’t you? You don’t even have the inclination to stop. So, relax your mind and let yourself continue sinking down. Embrace your brat addiction.
You’ve got an issue with your dick. Am I wrong? Of Course not. You’ve got an issue with your dick. You frequently ejaculate more quickly than you intend to. Isn’t that right? Even when jerking off, your dick often explodes early, and without warning. In fact, if I asked you to watch this clip, and jerk your cock at a steady pace for the duration, you probably couldn’t comply. You might even explode before the one minute mark. I mean, it’s almost thirteen minutes long. Do you think you can stroke the whole time without cumming? I don’t know. Seems unlikely. Do you think you can last?
No more rational thinking. No more logic. Give in to temptation. Give in to gooning. Your rational mind want to deny you pleasure. Your rational mind wants you to behave… pragmatically. Ew. That sounds fucking awful. Luckily, your rational mind is a weak little bitch, compared to your gooner brain. Your gooner brain bullies the fuck out of your rational brain. Don’t even bother trying to be productive. You’re jerking today. Your gooner brain agrees. Cancel your appointments. Cross off your whole fucking calendar. You have edging to do. Your gooner brain is on, and it agrees.
You’re a goon slut. A chronic hand humper. You’re so addicted to porn. The only thing that brings you pleasure is edging endlessly for porn. You are a filthy little goon slut. Always finding ways to deepen your goosing and become sluttier. Some people have one night stands, you fuck your handpussy endlessly, you little goon SLUT. Stroke your cock and spiral. Submit to a life of pumping and edging. GOON SLUT for life. Edge. Goon.
It’s your lucky day! You constantly want to goon, but I often love to tease and torment you, and keep you from playing with yourself. But, like I said, it’s your lucky fucking day. Today, I want you to goon for me. I want you to continue moving in the direction of becoming an entirely mindless goon zombie, if you’re not already. I want you to grab your cock and stroke it until your eyes lose focus and your brain forgets how to process visual stimuli. Are you ready to dive in? Goon For Me, Bitch.
You might be shy about swallowing your own cum. Or, maybe you’re already a little cum swallowing whore. It doesn’t matter. I want something from you, and you’re going to comply. Either way, your cock is going to get hard, you’re to pump yourself to completion, and you’re going to swallow your own jizz. Do as I say. Your seduction starts now.
Guess what! I’ve noticed your ripofff fetish! I’ve recognized the fact that having your money taken makes your cock hard, and I plan to capitalize on that fact. Well, I plan to CONTINUE capitalizing. I’ve already taken thousands of your dollars by way of your ripoff fetish, and I’ll take thousands more. You’ll give me all of your money, and you know what you’ll get in return? A boner.
A distant echo of a memory: You imagine having a traditional life. You imagine being the patriarch of a nuclear unit. You imagine a nice house, a good job, a satisfying sex life. I don’t know, maybe a pet, a yard, and a white picket fence. How long has it been since you’ve seriously entertained those notions? Because, at this point you know it’s not what you were cut out for. That’s for dominant men, and that’s definitely not you. That’s okay though. You have a new calling. You’re going to be a Cucky Husband Sissy maid.
Welcome to your new life as my slave. This started out simply. You started stroking your cock to me because you thought I was hot. Then you started obeying my instructions, and then things started to progress. You started to become completely weak for me. You started to realize that it was difficult for you to get hard and cum without my humiliation and domination. And then you started to realize that MY humiliation, MY domination, MY complete control over you is really what you needed deep down inside of you. This has been a progression. I pushed you to this point. That makes me happy. When you first started serving me you didn’t realize how deep this would go. You didn’t realize that I would take over your entire existence. You didn’t realize that you would become my full time addict. But here you are. Addicted to me, unable to escape. This is your life now. I’m going to tell you exactly what to do. Your new life consists of serving me, that’s your only priority. Settle in.
You’re going to be learning some affirmations today. Yes, you’re obviously going to be stroking your cock, but there’s more to it than that. You’re not just going to be pumping today. You’re going to be pumping while repeating the phrases that I tell you. You’re going to activate the sex centers of your brain, while simultaneously affirming yourself as the exact type of gooner that Princess Candy wants you to be. You’re going to solidify your status as a gooning, edging, loser. Are you ready? Buy this video, edge your cock, and repeat after me.
You’re so fucking addicted to findom that you’re about to watch a clip to determine your LEVEL of addiction to findom, just so you can jerk off and cum harder thinking about your own level of dependence. A more accurate title to this clip might be “How Addicted To Findom Are You?”. But that doesn’t have a nice cadence.
My life is perfect, and every time I rip you off, it gets better. This is a win win situation. I get to take your cash, and you get to have a hard dick about it. Aren’t we both so lucky?
Gooning is what you crave. You can’t break free from this. Don’t play games. This is what you were meant to do. You have a girlfriend? No you don’t. Not for long anyway. There’s no reason to waste more time or energy on her. Let that part of your life go. Stroke your cock. Become transfixed by porn. Stare at your screen and hump your hand. Start gooning. Then break up with her.
I want you to ruin your orgasm, and then eat the resulting cum. Don’t like it? Yes you do. You fucking love doing disgusting, humiliating tasks for me. And I think it’s hilarious to make you do things like this, and I know you would never pass up the opportunity to please me. If you’re good, you might even get to have a normal orgasm. But don’t fucking count on it.
A lot of my goons are already single. Obviously. It’s not really that uncommon for masturbation obsessed jerk junkies to have trouble getting attention from women. Or, as the case may be, and as we’ll come to establish, real sex may just be far less interesting than jerking, for a gooning addict. That said, I do have a fair number of devoted junkies who ARE involved in relationships. By some accident, or some stroke of luck, they’ve found themselves attached to wives, or girlfriends, or partners of some sort. Well, that obviously isn’t practical, is it? Of course it isn’t. That’s a barrier that keeps them from fully devoting themselves to their true calling of deep jerking, gooning, and edging. So, the time has come for you, if you’re one of these anomalies. It’s time to remove the distraction from your life. It’s time to cut out things that keep you from your most desired activity. It’s time to jerk your cock, and don’t stop. Edge your cock until everything else in your life disappears. It’s time to goon until you’re single.
I’ve conditioned you to pay me. I’ve conditioned you to get hard when you see my ripoff clips. I have control of your brain on a deeper level. It’s not even a challenge anymore. In fact, ripping off just keeps getting easier.
I have a two part task for you. You live to be humiliated for my pleasure, so that’s what you’re going to get today. Buy this clip, and follow my instructions.
Those of you who have spent significant time within the gooner headspace may have become aware of the experiences of your fellow devotees. You might have made use of some of the social media channels that I’ve set up, or you may have found goon buddies independently of my direction. Either way, it’s likely that you have found that most little gooners share a set of core experiences in their depraved journeys. When goons hear the stories of other goons, it seems to strengthen their resolve to fall deeper down the hole. To that end, I would like to share the story of one of my long time goons that I’ve molded into an especially obedient lump of jizzy clay over the years. May the true story of his mind wrecking serve as a guide to those of you traveling the same road.
Oh wow, your dick’s already getting hard. No surprise. I know how tightly your stupid fucking sexuality is tuned to degradation. I know how thoroughly you’ve been programmed to LOVE being treated like the worthless piece of trash you are. In fact, at this point, you probably can’t get aroused for anything else. Am I right? Of course I am. I know your sexuality better than you do. Thus, it stands to reason that you would do as I tell you. So? Get your cock out. You’re going to stroke it while I humiliate and shame you. You’re going to stroke, and pump, and rub your cock while I break you down and degrade you. And then? You’re going to cum for me. You’re going to cum for the cruel brat.
Your dick doesn’t know what a pussy feels like. How pathetic. A hot girl’s pussy is probably one of the best available places for a cock, if we’re being honest. You wouldn’t know though, and you probably never will. That’s fine. You’ve made do with your hand. Maybe you imagine that it feels nearly as good as a pussy? Well, that is incorrect, it’s not even close. But it does feel pretty good, and stroking makes you happy. Right? Wrong. Not today, anyway. Today, I think you need to experience another degree of denial. I think we need to take the denial that you’ve experienced in your life, and take it one step further.
